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10/17/2010 11:24 pm

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Originally Posted by Steak Solsbery:

Originally Posted by Jimmy Stevens:

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Hey you guys can rub your dick on anything you want. But the first time any man asks me to put a finger in his ass I'm going full on lesbian.


What you talking about, every time I masturbate, I stick a finger in my ass, take it out, fart in my palm then jack off...mmm it is like doing anal with the small of your own ass



well if Jimmy likes it there might be something to it. Just never been an **** fan.


have sex with a woman in the ass, some like it some do not but they get off hard
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10/17/2010 11:25 pm

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Originally Posted by Jimmy Stevens:

Originally Posted by Steak Solsbery:

Originally Posted by Jimmy Stevens:

Originally Posted by Steak Solsbery:
Hey you guys can rub your dick on anything you want. But the first time any man asks me to put a finger in his ass I'm going full on lesbian.


What you talking about, every time I masturbate, I stick a finger in my ass, take it out, fart in my palm then jack off...mmm it is like doing anal with the small of your own ass



well if Jimmy likes it there might be something to it. Just never been an **** fan.


have sex with a woman in the ass, some like it some do not but they get off hard


oh god,exit only.
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10/17/2010 11:26 pm

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Yeah, it's getting real annoying trying to find some decent **** that isn't 90% anal. That **** is so overdone. Then these **** dudes think that they can just **** their gf like that, not realizing that the **** stars got enemas before doing the scenes, and that most of them don't really like it. They just pretend to.  Friggin morons.
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Originally Posted by Steak Solsbery:

Originally Posted by Jimmy Stevens:

Originally Posted by Steak Solsbery:
Hey you guys can rub your dick on anything you want. But the first time any man asks me to put a finger in his ass I'm going full on lesbian.


What you talking about, every time I masturbate, I stick a finger in my ass, take it out, fart in my palm then jack off...mmm it is like doing anal with the small of your own ass



well if Jimmy likes it there might be something to it. Just never been an **** fan.



Hey, as long as the chick in question doesn't have any hemorrhoids, a pubic hair line that extends all the way around that puckered starfish, or anything nasty around that area that I should know all about then it's all good. I mean, look.. dudes pee out of their cocks and yet women still find it in themselves to slurp on it as well as women who pee out of their vaginas, etc. So if you're already prone to going down on your lover period then why discriminate against the balloon knot? Just sayin'
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Originally Posted by Purgatori Rising:
Yeah, it's getting real annoying trying to find some decent **** that isn't 90% anal. That **** is so overdone. Then these **** dudes think that they can just **** their gf like that, not realizing that the **** stars got enemas before doing the scenes, and that most of them don't really like it. They just pretend to.


hear ya, personally a **** stick is not my enjoyment of a good time, been there and almost barfed when I pulled it out from her ass...
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Originally Posted by Robert Aloi:

Originally Posted by Steak Solsbery:

Originally Posted by Jimmy Stevens:

Originally Posted by Steak Solsbery:
Hey you guys can rub your dick on anything you want. But the first time any man asks me to put a finger in his ass I'm going full on lesbian.


What you talking about, every time I masturbate, I stick a finger in my ass, take it out, fart in my palm then jack off...mmm it is like doing anal with the small of your own ass



well if Jimmy likes it there might be something to it. Just never been an **** fan.



Hey, as long as the chick in question doesn't have any hemorrhoids, a pubic hair line that extends all the way around that puckered starfish, or anything nasty around that area that I should know all about then it's all good. I mean, look.. dudes pee out of their cocks and yet women still find it in themselves to slurp on it as well as women who pee out of their vaginas, etc. So if you're already prone to going down on your lover period then why discriminate against the balloon knot? Just sayin'


HAHAHA God dammit Rob I love you haha
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There's a lot of preparation involved if you really want to do it. I really don't see the need for a dude to **** a dirty, disgusting hole, unless the vag is like the grand canyon. Even then, it may be time to just get some standards and such.
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Originally Posted by Robert Aloi:

Originally Posted by Steak Solsbery:

Originally Posted by Jimmy Stevens:

Originally Posted by Steak Solsbery:
Hey you guys can rub your dick on anything you want. But the first time any man asks me to put a finger in his ass I'm going full on lesbian.


What you talking about, every time I masturbate, I stick a finger in my ass, take it out, fart in my palm then jack off...mmm it is like doing anal with the small of your own ass



well if Jimmy likes it there might be something to it. Just never been an **** fan.



Hey, as long as the chick in question doesn't have any hemorrhoids, a pubic hair line that extends all the way around that puckered starfish, or anything nasty around that area that I should know all about then it's all good. I mean, look.. dudes pee out of their cocks and yet women still find it in themselves to slurp on it as well as women who pee out of their vaginas, etc. So if you're already prone to going down on your lover period then why discriminate against the balloon knot? Just sayin'



My policy as follows, If you put it in my ass I'm ripping it off and keeping it. I mean seriously, **** is siiick.
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Originally Posted by Purgatori Rising:
Yeah, it's getting real annoying trying to find some decent **** that isn't 90% anal. That **** is so overdone. Then these **** dudes think that they can just **** their gf like that, not realizing that the **** stars got enemas before doing the scenes, and that most of them don't really like it. They just pretend to.  Friggin morons.



As far as **** is concerned, yeah I have to agree the whole anal trend is quite overdone indeed and having said that, I'm no longer even turned on by that sort of thing anymore. It's become like watching a golf tournament on TV. Then again I don't really watch much **** these days because the women are 'fake' and therefore you can tell that a lot of them are so high maintenance to the point where they are most likely feel disgusted by a majority of the men that jerk off to them in the first place. Further as a guy more into the 'intimacy' side of things, I just don't like how it sorta distorts the 'process' of heterosexual relations in general. I mean, who the **** wants to choke the **** out of their partner while they're making love to her? Maybe Ted Bundy but that's about it.
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Originally Posted by Steak Solsbery:
Hey you guys can rub your dick on anything you want. But the first time any man asks me to put a finger in his ass I'm going full on lesbian.



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Originally Posted by Purgatori Rising:
There's a lot of preparation involved if you really want to do it. I really don't see the need for a dude to **** a dirty, disgusting hole, unless the vag is like the grand canyon. Even then, it may be time to just get some standards and such.


do not know, if a womans twat was like the Grand Canyon, might as well wear a pair of boots and a pair of binoculars in case you fall in as well carry a campus to find your way out
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Originally Posted by Purgatori Rising:
There's a lot of preparation involved if you really want to do it. I really don't see the need for a dude to **** a dirty, disgusting hole, unless the vag is like the grand canyon. Even then, it may be time to just get some standards and such.



From what I have observed, the older men get, the more bored they get with ****.  Which explains why older men are into anal sex.
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That's why I flipped out about that gif that rev posted the other day. I absolutely can't stand abusive/**** style ****. As far as the choking stuff goes. It really does cause brain damage every time they do that, and they;re definitely screwed up majorly for being into it in the first place. Childhood trauma or something.
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Anal sex is the **** hand of getting old, **** it!!!
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Originally Posted by Purgatori Rising:
That's why I flipped out about that gif that rev posted the other day. I absolutely can't stand abusive/**** style ****. As far as the choking stuff goes. It really does cause brain damage every time they do that, and they;re definitely screwed up majorly for being into it in the first place. Childhood trauma or something.



I definitely like rough and dominating stuff, but not to the point of scaring or hurting anybody.  They have to be into it.  
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