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10/17/2010 2:39 am

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Originally Posted by Steak Solsbery:

Originally Posted by Robert Aloi:
any of you hot ladies mind sending me a dirty pair of panties (or two) for me to fap to.. please?  



If you dudes only knew what the majority of our well used panties looked like.



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10/17/2010 2:44 am

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you know what I'm talkin' bout.
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10/17/2010 2:49 am

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I've seen these horrible things.
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I do, but the boiys are not gonna want us talking about it ! All womenz have differant "categories" of underwear...and a man never wants to see the "well used' one.
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10/17/2010 2:50 am

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i wouldn't know, i don't wear underwear, too hot here for them
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10/17/2010 2:53 am

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Aren't you worried about a saggy ballsack when you get old?
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This thread just got awesome.
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10/17/2010 3:07 am

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Originally Posted by Cari LuvThrash:
Aren't you worried about a saggy ballsack when you get old?



haha, i swear when i was lil, there was an old man next door whos balls hung to the floor as he sat on porch steps, i guess gravity takes its toll, he would sit there just wearing a towel and balls to the floor, he was like 85 so no one cared or reported him but yeah, my balls still not there yet haha,

speaking of balls, this commercial is epic

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10/17/2010 3:12 am

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That Axe commercial makes me lol. Just seems like we have to wear bras to keep our boobs from touching our knees when we get old, so wouldn't gravity have the same effect on the door knockers? Creeper....don't be the saggy ballman sitting on his porch.  
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10/17/2010 3:19 am

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Haha, if i start pissin on my balls then i'll know it's probably time to wear underwear
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10/17/2010 3:22 am

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Originally Posted by Cari LuvThrash:

Originally Posted by Steak Solsbery:

Originally Posted by Robert Aloi:
any of you hot ladies mind sending me a dirty pair of panties (or two) for me to fap to.. please?  



If you dudes only knew what the majority of our well used panties looked like.



HAHAHA!!!



So basically what you're trying to say here is that they're the next best alternative to fly paper, huh? lol..
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The Axe commercials are great, but I hope that a lot of guys don't actually buy their products. One of my ex's owned like the entire line, and they all smelled gawd awful.
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Originally Posted by Cari LuvThrash:
I do, but the boiys are not gonna want us talking about it ! All womenz have differant "categories" of underwear...and a man never wants to see the "well used' one.


Do they see them at all ( unless worn for some special thing like a strip)?.When it comes to the point where the dude sees (or better has the opportunity to see) a woman's panties, he's usually already too "blind". They could be neon green, he wouldn't notice.
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10/17/2010 1:43 pm

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Originally Posted by Ulla Roschat:

Originally Posted by Cari LuvThrash:
I do, but the boiys are not gonna want us talking about it ! All womenz have differant "categories" of underwear...and a man never wants to see the "well used' one.


Do they see them at all ( unless worn for some special thing like a strip)?.When it comes to the point where the dude sees (or better has the opportunity to see) a woman's panties, he's usually already too "blind". They could be neon green, he wouldn't notice.



LOL girl! Like you don't have your "certain panties" you only pull out every so often on a regular basis, too.


I am sorry, that reply was going to be a lot cruder, but a lot funnier. Instead I'll leave it where it is and say "hello"! My name is Cari and it is nice to meet you. For future reference iif a sarcastic door is opened I very rarely am able to use better judgement and not walk right through it so I may come across as a ****...a lot.
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10/17/2010 2:07 pm

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Well this last part of the thread about panties could have been left out. I won't turn gay because of it though after my friend told me he's been fisted so much that he has butt slime and that pretty much trumps nasty panties in my book.
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