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10/17/2010 2:14 pm

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Originally Posted by Cari LuvThrash:

Originally Posted by Ulla Roschat:

Originally Posted by Cari LuvThrash:
I do, but the boiys are not gonna want us talking about it ! All womenz have differant "categories" of underwear...and a man never wants to see the "well used' one.


Do they see them at all ( unless worn for some special thing like a strip)?.When it comes to the point where the dude sees (or better has the opportunity to see) a woman's panties, he's usually already too "blind". They could be neon green, he wouldn't notice.



LOL girl! Like you don't have your "certain panties" you only pull out every so often on a regular basis, too.


I am sorry, that reply was going to be a lot cruder, but a lot funnier. Instead I'll leave it where it is and say "hello"! My name is Cari and it is nice to meet you. For future reference iif a sarcastic door is opened I very rarely am able to use better judgement and not walk right through it so I may come across as a ****...a lot.


Lol, you mean the neon green ones?
Nice to meet you, too, Cari. Concerning sarcasm, it's quite possible  that I sometimes just don't get it, or misunderstand some things, for English is not my mothertongue.
So please bear with me.
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10/17/2010 2:20 pm

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Originally Posted by Purgatori Rising:
The Axe commercials are great, but I hope that a lot of guys don't actually buy their products. One of my ex's owned like the entire line, and they all smelled gawd awful.



i use axe kilo spray, maybe hes using the wrong axe,

i want to develop my own brand of cologne/perfume, need chemistry kit and manual on how to cologne a fragrance but i haz a killer tree foreign from the states that will rock your noses, i can't disclose till i patent my formula
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10/17/2010 6:04 pm

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4 times today so far
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Geez...sell that **** to the sperm bank and pre-fund your retirement dude LOL!
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10/17/2010 6:31 pm

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Originally Posted by Chris Barber:
4 times today so far



What is your personal record  
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First time I masturbated, I beat off 12 times in a 2 hour period in my bed when I was 13 while watching Rocky & Bullwinkle on Cartoon Network. Not kidding.
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Originally Posted by Cari LuvThrash:
Geez...sell that **** to the sperm bank and pre-fund your retirement dude LOL!



Or gather it up and patent your own salad dressing!
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Originally Posted by Cari LuvThrash:
Geez...sell that **** to the sperm bank and pre-fund your retirement dude LOL!



As soon as I get my degree, I will meet the  requirements for sperm donation.  You can make a **** ton of money doing it.
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Originally Posted by Ben Silver:

Originally Posted by Chris Barber:
4 times today so far



What is your personal record  



I have no idea
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10/17/2010 9:01 pm

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Originally Posted by Ahmad Mujaahid Smiddy:
First time I masturbated, I beat off 12 times in a 2 hour period in my bed when I was 13 while watching Rocky & Bullwinkle on Cartoon Network. Not kidding.



first time when i was like 7 i shot blanks
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Originally Posted by Rick  Myers:

Originally Posted by Ahmad Mujaahid Smiddy:
First time I masturbated, I beat off 12 times in a 2 hour period in my bed when I was 13 while watching Rocky & Bullwinkle on Cartoon Network. Not kidding.



first time when i was like 7 i shot blanks



I have been masturbating since I was 5 or 6.
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when i was 12 and i first discovered this new world, i quietly crept into the bathroom with no lights on and grabbed what i believed to be vaseline. a few moments later i realized it was vicks vaparub. the lesson here is obvious: never scrounge for lube in the dark.
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Originally Posted by Josh Vanderloop:
when i was 12 and i first discovered this new world, i quietly crept into the bathroom with no lights on and grabbed what i believed to be vaseline. a few moments later i realized it was vicks vaparub. the lesson here is obvious: never scrounge for lube in the dark.


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