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10/26/2010 7:41 pm

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Originally Posted by Purgatori Rising:


Should say cumbaya, funny though
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10/26/2010 9:30 pm

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Originally Posted by Tobias Dodd:




Now THAT'S the sorta chick I DON'T want massaging my prostate!
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10/26/2010 9:55 pm

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HOLY ****
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10/26/2010 11:15 pm

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I think I have insomnia for sure. Not even fapping helped.
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Originally Posted by Cale Norman:
I think I have insomnia for sure. Not even fapping helped.



ditto! Further I walked for about a mile and a half which took me over an hour late last night AND fapped afterwards.. and still I had trouble sleeping. Didn't fall asleep until like 8 am this morning.
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Originally Posted by Robert Aloi:

Originally Posted by Cale Norman:
I think I have insomnia for sure. Not even fapping helped.



ditto! Further I walked for about a mile and a half which took me over an hour late last night AND fapped afterwards.. and still I had trouble sleeping. Didn't fall asleep until like 8 am this morning.



Cut out the sugar and caffeine.  If that doesn't help, eating healthy and getting exercise during the day helps too.
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10/27/2010 12:41 am

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Originally Posted by Chris Barber:

Originally Posted by Robert Aloi:

Originally Posted by Cale Norman:
I think I have insomnia for sure. Not even fapping helped.



ditto! Further I walked for about a mile and a half which took me over an hour late last night AND fapped afterwards.. and still I had trouble sleeping. Didn't fall asleep until like 8 am this morning.



Cut out the sugar and caffeine.  If that doesn't help, eating healthy and getting exercise during the day helps too.

And compliment yourself on your physique once in a while, even if you dont  believe it, its still nice to hear now and again.

Also splurge for a surprize night out sometime, go out for dinner,  maybe catch a flick, buy something pretty, be reassuring, show that you care and not just interested in "a good time in the sack", but are seriously committed to spending the rest of your days together as one.


Then my friend go home and take your time, dont rush it, the object here is communicating closeness, take your time, no one wants to be a piece of meat, for a night of the most fulfilling and trusting solo sex ever, youll sleep like a baby.
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Originally Posted by Danny Aston:

Originally Posted by Chris Barber:

Originally Posted by Robert Aloi:

Originally Posted by Cale Norman:
I think I have insomnia for sure. Not even fapping helped.



ditto! Further I walked for about a mile and a half which took me over an hour late last night AND fapped afterwards.. and still I had trouble sleeping. Didn't fall asleep until like 8 am this morning.



Cut out the sugar and caffeine.  If that doesn't help, eating healthy and getting exercise during the day helps too.

And compliment yourself on your physique once in a while, even if you dont  believe it, its still nice to hear now and again.

Also splurge for a surprize night out sometime, go out for dinner,  maybe catch a flick, buy something pretty, be reassuring, show that you care and not just interested in "a good time in the sack", but are seriously committed to spending the rest of your days together as one.


Then my friend go home and take your time, dont rush it, the object here is communicating closeness, take your time, no one wants to be a piece of meat, for a night of the most fulfilling and trusting solo sex ever, youll sleep like a baby.



lol.. thanks guys! Indeed I do incorporate a lot of caffeine in my diet for I tend to drink a lot of soda on a daily basis. In fact that's part of the reason I decided to go on a nightly walking tour of sorts. I figured that if I at least walk for an hour each night I'd start to lose weight gradually. My goal is to drop 60 lbs and then I'll be happy. Of course to maintain that weight drop, that's another project all in itself!
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even if you do not have to ****, just wear yourself out trying
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Originally Posted by Chris Barber:

Originally Posted by Robert Aloi:

Originally Posted by Cale Norman:
I think I have insomnia for sure. Not even fapping helped.



ditto! Further I walked for about a mile and a half which took me over an hour late last night AND fapped afterwards.. and still I had trouble sleeping. Didn't fall asleep until like 8 am this morning.



Cut out the sugar and caffeine.  If that doesn't help, eating healthy and getting exercise during the day helps too.



I never really have either. :/

It's just stress and stuff keeping me awake.
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whatever happened to gentle 70's lovemaking ****? seems it's all about the throatfucking now. not that i'm complaining, i just miss the music. now it's a bunch of hip hop bullshit.
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Originally Posted by Josh Vanderloop:
whatever happened to gentle 70's lovemaking ****? seems it's all about the throatfucking now. not that i'm complaining, i just miss the music. now it's a bunch of hip hop bullshit.



I can't even watch any contemporary **** anymore because it is so nihilistic to begin with. The last time I saw a clip on line, it was with that pig Sasha Grey and she was like asking dudes to slap the **** out of her while they were literally making her gag until she'd almost throw up on their cocks, etc. And then suddenly I felt like I needed to clear my mind by taking a walk and shrugging it off rather than jerk off. That's how disgusted I felt. That **** is not even 'erotic' in the slightest and practically caters to basement dwelling meth addicts and 50 year old perverts who'd most likely roofie a 12 year old for sex.
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The only **** I watch is vintage if at all, live cams are where its at for me, and dont call live cams "****" unless youre ready to defend your stance.

I love debating, we can even all join in to mass debate.
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Originally Posted by Robert Aloi:

Originally Posted by Tobias Dodd:




Now THAT'S the sorta chick I DON'T want massaging my prostate!



I would
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