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10/19/2010 8:18 pm

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Originally Posted by Robert Aloi:
I just thought of something.. should there be more and more **** actors infected with AIDS due to that one dude testing positive and all, who's not to say that the producers won't put a spin on things and cater to peeps with an STD fetish and therefore put out such alluring titles like HIV girls vol. 69 or something?



It would have to be something visually stimulating,  such as warts or a bad herpes outbreak.
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10/19/2010 8:53 pm

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Originally Posted by Chris Barber:

Originally Posted by Robert Aloi:
I just thought of something.. should there be more and more **** actors infected with AIDS due to that one dude testing positive and all, who's not to say that the producers won't put a spin on things and cater to peeps with an STD fetish and therefore put out such alluring titles like HIV girls vol. 69 or something?



It would have to be something visually stimulating,  such as warts or a bad herpes outbreak.



True, but what if they tailored the dialog to read as say, "****, my **** is a loaded gun and aimed at putting you in an early grave!" or "I want you to **** me so hard til my lesions beg you to stop!" or something like that.
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My virgin ears!!!
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Originally Posted by Josh Vanderloop:
when i was 12 and i first discovered this new world, i quietly crept into the bathroom with no lights on and grabbed what i believed to be vaseline. a few moments later i realized it was vicks vaparub. the lesson here is obvious: never scrounge for lube in the dark.



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5 Knuckle Shuffle On The **** Pump
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**** does not cause premature ejaculation.  If anything it prolongs the experience.  
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**** is just ****, fap, cum and thats is, what's the big **** deal?
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Lets not complicate something so simple that brings us pleasure!
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Lol @ the fleshlight. I watched a demo vid of that because I have morbid curiosity, and it was hilarious. Especially since it wasn't a solo vid. There were women involved as well.
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