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Originally Posted by Robert Aloi:
The best part about going for a walk around the park with headphones in your ear late at night is getting awkward stares by the potheads, potential car thieves, drug dealers, public masturbators, etc. who wonder if you're a cop. That said, it's no wonder I keep head shaved and a noticeable goat tee on my face..

gosh lol that kinda sounds good to me, here there is absolutely noone out after 10, nooooo one, there are a million cars driving around but not a soul steps out of their cars, wtf, why even have feet? some day like those fish that live in dark caves that evolved with no eyes, some day in the future ppl will have no legs cuz they so fking lazy and pathetic to use their feet,

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Originally Posted by Rick  Myers:

Originally Posted by Robert Aloi:
The best part about going for a walk around the park with headphones in your ear late at night is getting awkward stares by the potheads, potential car thieves, drug dealers, public masturbators, etc. who wonder if you're a cop. That said, it's no wonder I keep head shaved and a noticeable goat tee on my face..

gosh lol that kinda sounds good to me, here there is absolutely noone out after 10, nooooo one, there are a million cars driving around but not a soul steps out of their cars, wtf, why even have feet? some day like those fish that live in dark caves that evolved with no eyes, some day in the future ppl will have no legs cuz they so fking lazy and pathetic to use their feet,

LOL! The reason I find this so funny is because I've probably said the same thing at least a dozen or more times myself. What brought me to this realization as well was noticing how so many **** people these days rely heavily on the internet for stuff.. whether it's for schooling, shopping, paying bills, socializing, dating, etc., etc., more and more people are growing accustomed to being indoors and living like hermits. Indeed, if we continue to 'evolve' so to speak it will be without legs and our asses will eventually morph into plushy cushions to be able to absorb all the gelatinous goo we'll be carrying around. But then again without legs how would we ****? Osmosis?

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I guarantee that I could still **** without legs. LIKE A BOSS EVEN!  

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how does a boss fk? are you talking game boss or corporate boss, im guessing game boss because im guessing donald trump has 2 inches and is probably ghay

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well Im missing one leg but the third leg still works  

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well if your missing a leg, you have a dam good excuse, but i know that won't hinder a good man, when i tore my knee ligaments and couldn't walk for 6 months i still was barely home and on my bike with 1 leg lol, had a wire hanger loop on pedal for up stroke on good leg and a sling for my bad leg, i clearly remember one day riding 5 miles to sell blood for weed money like smiddy but with only one leg and had to cop the bag in brown town,

even after the 6 months when i could barely walk i walked all day like a pimp as a bag boy delivering bags to the cars in the super market parking lot,

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reason i'm dissin on donald chump is because im thinking of running for office, the communist party or maybe even friendly dictator

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Man, if I ran for office the first and most mandatory law I'd enact would be to outlaw breeding and my slogan would be, "sodomy is the new eco-friendly!"

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i could never beat this boss, this guy must be cheating

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Speaking of that what games has everyone been playing?

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I'm waiting for Mortal Kombat & Portal 2. The last game I played was Crysis 2.

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I guess I must be getting old, I want to play Sims 3.

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Well, I started playing Mass Effect 2 again just so I can obtain some of the achievements I missed the first time around. Prior to that I had finished the campaign for Crysis 2. Today I am hoping to buy a copy of the new Mortal Kombat which is being released today. Due to the reported high blood and gore content this one is supposed to boast of all things, I have a funny feeling that whatever little remaining innocence I had left will have been totally stripped away from me quicker than a woman's dignity on a **** set.