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Can't beleive it wasn't made sooner.

I gotta poop right meow as a matter of fact.

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You are a disgusting human being, Cale.

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CALE YOU DIRTY BEASTURD

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I just pooped.  Gotta poop before taking a shower.  

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lol.. I actually contemplated making this thread a week ago or so but then again I was afraid it would have been deemed too 'off topic' for this particular forum. Well, seems the cat is finally out of the bag.. or shall I say the 'turtle' is pokin' it's nose out of the 'shell'.. hahahahahaha

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Originally Posted by Cale Norman:
Can't beleive it wasn't made sooner.

I gotta poop right meow as a matter of fact.

SON, I AM EXCITE

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haven't pooped yet today but hope i do soon

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One time in the military I wasn't able to poop for days due to the operations we doing and when I finally had a chance to do it I couldn't. I had to go to medical, they gave me a bottle of pills to take. Was supposed to take half of one of them, but after a half hour and nothing happening I took them all. The dump I took was horrendous.

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Originally Posted by Robert Aloi:
lol.. I actually contemplated making this thread a week ago or so but then again I was afraid it would have been deemed too 'off topic' for this particular forum.

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I have not missed a day of this joyful occasion a single day in my life, it is good to be so regular,  it gives me something to look forward to in the mornings, I take like 2 a day, 3 if I'm lucky,  thanks to good coffee, fruits and corn/fiber,

I find pooping in the woods one of the most enjoyable things in life, "and it's free" even the smallest pebble of a poop does the soul good,  "sometimes you have to give it a hand/finger", i mean it can't compare to a giant poop that looks like an alligator but its all good.

Then once in a blue moon you get wonderful diarrhea, though messy at times, if you can for see this even and take care of it in a shower or better at a beach you don't even have to worry about clean up as i did unfortunately found out the hard way after wiping with poison oak while having one of the best poops ever in the woods,

Now if you feel i few drops trickling down your cheeks i try to hold it as much as possible, it makes it all the better and even can turn explosive, but if it gets too bad and you are in danger of busting a pipe, just let it go, go with the flow, most ppl will understand, even generously move out of your way.

well, happy pooping and remember, plz be considerate to others when pooping in the woods, cover it up with debris or soil  (=   3- -

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the other day i ate six soft tacos and the wraps had 12 grams of fiber each. i was like a soft serve ice cream dispenser throughout the day.

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Ah, yo quero  diarrhea  

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Ok... A LOT of you reading this are really going to scratch your heads at me for this one (and no it's not a 'fetish' of mine either) but since this is the 'poop' thread after all I might as well contribute something in good faith here, that is in getting into the 'spirit' of this particular conversation. Anyway, maybe it's just me.. but sometimes when I am out and about in public and observe people, I play a little game to myself where I'll size a particular person up and then wonder what type of dump that person takes.  Like, if that person is like over six feet tall and maybe burly in physique then automatically he's a 'bowl clogger.' Under 5, 7" in height and petite then he/she is what I like to call, a 'nature trail enthusiast.' That is, I picture their droppings to resemble deer pellets in the forest. The same thing could be said for devout yuppie vegans for naturally they'd have to devour a lot of organic stuff leaving their output looking very 'nutty' and fresh like good, trail mix or something.. then sooner or later you start developing pet names for people of which your friends will most likely look at you like you're into seducing elementary school kids or something...

Nothing like a little mental illness to stir your imagination.

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lol robert, you're nuts dude.