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I think you should write a book, Robert.

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Originally Posted by Josh Vanderloop:
lol robert, you're nuts dude.

yeah, I am startin' to wonder that more and more right after I just read what I JUST posted. ****, I really need to lay off hazin' for a bit...

but anyway I guess my whole convoluted point behind (no pun intended, please) the matter is that you could tell a majority of yuppies are literal fags because they're NOT 'bowl cloggers.' Bowl cloggers could afford the (albeit minor) risk of elasticity depletion 'cause that lil 'privilege' isn't 'abused' shall we say...

ahh **** it..

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Originally Posted by Steak Solsbery:
I think you should write a book, Robert.

I think I might... actually, if I do the title just may very well quote the sig offering I posted in your 'sig search quest' thread a while back. And nothing but that!

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The most amazing poop I ever squeezed out was two different colors.  Not that amazing, you say?  Well, one half was yellow, and the other half dark brown.  It was split PERFECTLY down the middle...the long way.  

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Originally Posted by Chris Barber:
The most amazing poop I ever squeezed out was two different colors.  Not that amazing, you say?  Well, one half was yellow, and the other half dark brown.  It was split PERFECTLY down the middle...the long way.  

hahaha.. I bet the perfect symmetry in contrast between colors made it look almost 'tempting'.. like a hostess cake or something, NO? I mean, I wouldn't ever eat this stuff like it was my Mom's Sunday Italian dinner meatballs or some such **** but ya gotta admit.. it just sets a nice exquisite 'tone' to the foul deed itself..

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sure has been a lot of **** talking going on in here.

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I meant to post this earlier but i just went out to take the ****

so there's a fking roach around behind the toilet, and i misses him with the can of bug spray but possibly a little got him, i know as soon as i put my ass on that toilet, that mother fker is going to crawl up all up in my sh1t, fk it ima go sh1t outside somewhere

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have one pounding at the back door trying to come out of it's shell...time to go and let it out!!!

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I basically shat applesauce yesterday when I ate 5 apples and nothing else until 5pm.

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Anal string cheese tonight or might be coming out like a brick...I love cheese.

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I so hate when you have that urge to 'go' and when you do your output only amounts to small deer sized pellets. All that building and building of tension all for nothing.

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Drinking Pepto, and having black poop the next day is always humorous.

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accidentally sharded in the shower once.  Didn't want to dirty up my fresh shower body so I just nudged the feces into the drain.  

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Originally Posted by Thomas Dorame:
accidentally sharded in the shower once.  Didn't want to dirty up my fresh shower body so I just nudged the feces into the drain.  

hahaha.. that sounds like something I'd most end up doing. In fact, I am surprised I haven't done so ages ago considering how bad my overactive colon gets. Occasionally I get spasms which is the result of Irritable Bowel Syndrome and when that happens.. christ, just sneezing makes me shart my drawers, lol.

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Now here's someone that takes '****' to a whole new level..