| 01/30/2011 11:28 am |
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 OFFLINE | I tazered a guy who tried to hijack my car and then tazered him again  :toohappy |
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| 01/30/2011 1:17 pm |
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| 01/30/2011 1:27 pm |
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Regist.: 12/26/2010 Topics: 0 Posts: 106
 OFFLINE | my endocronologist called friday and is a little upset because my blood came back and shows that I am anemic and in menopause. ( WOW theres news)
She says I have to be bleeding internally to be so anemic because I had a hysterectomy 12 years ago. What she doesnt understand is I was born anemic, litterally, I was 9 months old and my mom had to feed me barely cooked/almost raw red meat, becasue I was anemic, they didn't have iron drops back then, I just haven't been taking my iron like a good girl should.... Before my hysterectomy my blood work showed I was at transfusion levels, they gave me 4 weeks to build my levels up. my gyn used to tell me drink a glass of red wine every night, I love my old gyn school gyn !
fun times
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| 01/30/2011 8:06 pm |
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Regist.: 12/26/2010 Topics: 142 Posts: 2128
 OFFLINE | I've never been tazered! |
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| 02/07/2011 2:18 am |
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Regist.: 01/07/2011 Topics: 0 Posts: 55
 OFFLINE | My whole life, I never enjoyed dancing, until I first danced with Becky a few years ago. Now, it's one of my absolute favorite things to do! |
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| 02/07/2011 8:17 pm |
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Regist.: 12/26/2010 Topics: 142 Posts: 2128
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| 02/07/2011 11:30 pm |
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Regist.: 12/26/2010 Topics: 39 Posts: 1140
 OFFLINE | I avoid funerals if I can. |
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| 02/08/2011 10:04 am |
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Regist.: 01/14/2011 Topics: 7 Posts: 448
 OFFLINE | Originally Posted by Jann Morrison Kostka: I avoid funerals if I can.
I avoid church. |
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| 02/08/2011 10:18 am |
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Regist.: 12/26/2010 Topics: 142 Posts: 2128
 OFFLINE | I avoid morticians. |
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| 02/08/2011 10:22 am |
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Regist.: 01/14/2011 Topics: 7 Posts: 448
 OFFLINE | Originally Posted by Shawn Ishness: I avoid morticians.
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Thanks, this totally cracked me up, which I needed this morning!  |
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| 02/08/2011 9:23 pm |
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Regist.: 12/26/2010 Topics: 0 Posts: 243
 OFFLINE | i use to love to be around lots of people now bein around a lot of people scares me i get really sick to my stomach and want to hide |
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| 02/08/2011 9:34 pm |
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Regist.: 12/26/2010 Topics: 142 Posts: 2128
 OFFLINE | Originally Posted by Ron Bradley:
Originally Posted by Shawn Ishness: I avoid morticians.
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Thanks, this totally cracked me up, which I needed this morning! 
Yanno, whenever I think of female morticians, I picture a woman saying "Shawn, you have a beautiful brain (grabs an axe), let me see it!"
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| 02/09/2011 1:49 pm |
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Regist.: 02/03/2011 Topics: 2 Posts: 25
 OFFLINE | One day I realised I was becoming my Father, so I looked in the mirror and yelled at myself - just like he world - sheesh - is there no escaping it ? |
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| 02/09/2011 7:24 pm |
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Regist.: 12/26/2010 Topics: 1 Posts: 82
 OFFLINE | Originally Posted by Shawn Ishness: I regularly keep my nose hairs in check!
Plaid is more stylish..
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