So....you have a wish..
but...we ALL know there is always a twist...

Make your wish...the next person will grant it...in some twisted form...
and then make their own wish.....
how brave are you?  
Make a wish...I dare you!!!

and ofcourse...I will make the first wish...

I wish this movie would friggin stop "reloading" and actually play!

You get your wish but it only plays in double time.


I wish I could hug all of my friends on here.

You get to hug everybody...but to do it..your arms have to stretch so long...that you can no longer move them! Although you DO set the world record for Longest Arms in the World!...about 10,000 miles long!


I wish my minions would do what I say!!

Granted! But now they're stuck in a unstoppable process of f***ing off

I wish I could skip right past work and go right into doing my BBQ!

Wish Granted! You get to go straight into doing your BBQ...because you get a call first thing in the morning. You're Fired!

I wish they my Rum bottle would never run out of rum!

Granted, but the top becomes permanently sealed shut.

I wish I could get that new truck I really want!

You get the truck...but on the way home, you get car jacked, the guy takes off with your truck..and you never see it again.
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I wish I made more money!

You made lots of money but but the cops found out you were printing it on your copier and didn't let you keep it.


I wish I was on a sunny sandy beach with a fruity drink and a cabana boy.

Wish granted! Albeit, it is pouring rain, the "fruity drink" is a Juicy Juice, and the Cabana boy is 98..and just had a stroke while handing you a drink. (you were just too much for him Kath!)

I wish my kids LIKED doing their chores!

Granted, but it's Waikiki beach, and as usual, your Cabana boy feels completely lost and it's so busy all the tourists are kicking sand all over you as they're passing by.

I wish I lived back in Hawaii again!

Wupzie,,,, we got out of awduah

LOL! Kath got her wish granted TWICE! ...and neither one sounds too good....

YOU on the other hand, get your wish granted only once.

YOU, Shawn get to live in Hawaii! Do you like the padded room and huggy jacket they gave you as welcome gifts?


I wish I could go to sleep when I needed to!

Granted, but while you're sleeping, you're locked in the dungeon with 10-day old stagnant air that stinks of cheese remnants.

I wish I had a really big bowl of strawberries!

You get a big bowl of ...moldy strawberries!
YAY!....


I wish I had a motorcycle...