You get your wish....a shiney new motorcycle but it has no handlebars.

I wish I had a maid

You have a maid... but it's me. 'Nuff said.


I wish my fairy godmother would show up and turn me into a beautiful princess.

You are already beautiful Kath! But since you made the wish, your fairy godmother shows up, and turns you into a beautiful princess...only HER idea of "beautiful" is nothing like yours. She thinks that warts are the best fashion statement...lots of them!

I wish I had a castle.

Granted, but it's 1472, looooooong before indoor plumbing

I wish I didn't have these allergies :/

I wouldn't CARE if it didn't have indoor plumbing, I could add that!
and you get your wish..No more allergies!
but...
You can never smell anything at all...every again...and as you know...taste is 99 % smell...

I wish I could understand men!!!

Granted, but now you're a man. (Naaaah naah)

I wish I could understand why water is wet!

Wait, how's that expression go from that movie? For a man to understand the perspective of a woman, he simply thinks like a man, but removes reason and accountability?

Originally Posted by Shawn Ishness:
Wait, how's that expression go from that movie? For a man to understand the perspective of a woman, he simply thinks like a man, but removes reason and accountability?

Let's beat him up Mel!

Oh wait... that's a 'man' thing to do. heh heh!

Originally Posted by Shawn Ishness:
Granted, but now you're a man. (Naaaah naah)

I wish I could understand why water is wet!

You realize that it's not. It just feels that way. (Ok the best I can do this early)

I wish I was still asleep and snuggled with my pillows.

Originally Posted by Kath Smith Fairbanks:

Originally Posted by Shawn Ishness:
Wait, how's that expression go from that movie? For a man to understand the perspective of a woman, he simply thinks like a man, but removes reason and accountability?

Let's beat him up Mel!

Oh wait... that's a 'man' thing to do. heh heh!

(Sigh), and it's a 'woman' thing to tease

Originally Posted by Kath Smith Fairbanks:
I wish I was still asleep and snuggled with my pillows.

Granted, you lay at rest in a coffin  

Originally Posted by Shawn Ishness:

Originally Posted by Kath Smith Fairbanks:

Originally Posted by Shawn Ishness:
Wait, how's that expression go from that movie? For a man to understand the perspective of a woman, he simply thinks like a man, but removes reason and accountability?

Let's beat him up Mel!

Oh wait... that's a 'man' thing to do. heh heh!

(Sigh), and it's a 'woman' thing to tease

AAAAAchoooooooo


oh... TEASE!

Originally Posted by Shawn Ishness:

Originally Posted by Kath Smith Fairbanks:
I wish I was still asleep and snuggled with my pillows.

Granted, you lay at rest in a coffin  

And YOUR wish????? ;-)

Originally Posted by Kath Smith Fairbanks:

Originally Posted by Shawn Ishness:

Originally Posted by Kath Smith Fairbanks:
I wish I was still asleep and snuggled with my pillows.

Granted, you lay at rest in a coffin  

And YOUR wish????? ;-)

Errrrr, ummm, I wish I remembered to make a wish

You try to make a wish but before you can, I drag you into my coffin.

I wish money grew on trees.