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Originally Posted by Rory Kiser:

Originally Posted by Purgatori Rising:
Lol, what kind of stupid ****?

Well... hmm, my friend posted some update and said she felt lonely. This dude I don't know said "Kiara, that's not good." I told the guy how condescending he is (don't you think she already know how not good it is?), and he replied, and I took it kinda far making fun of him.

Lawl, I just read that. Dude was quite the idiot. What made it even funnier was that you out of nowhere insulted him for something he said two weeks ago.

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Originally Posted by Tobias Dodd:
I hate when someone changes their relationship status every 5 minutes  to get sympathy comments.

"So And So is single"

"OMG R U OK?"

"OH NO WHAT HAPPENED?"

That ****'s annoying.

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Originally Posted by Robert Aloi:

Originally Posted by Thomas Jermyn:
You know what else is so great about America? When you're streaming **** and all of a sudden you come across a video titled "Anal in the Burger King bathroom".

I don't even know anyone could have sex, let alone get turned on in a fast food joint shitter. I mean, there's just something about the after stench of some trucker's sloppy dump mixed with some rug rat's vomit from having one too many milk shakes that's an instant turn off.

Like most ****, it was false advertising. That place was way too nice to be a Burger King bathroom. The title always makes me laugh though.

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Originally Posted by Jacob Rogers:

Originally Posted by Tobias Dodd:
I hate when someone changes their relationship status every 5 minutes  to get sympathy comments.

"So And So is single"

"OMG R U OK?"

"OH NO WHAT HAPPENED?"

That ****'s annoying.

Yeah, and ex friend of mine from Philly is infamous for that sorta ****. Another one who has a boyfriend for each month of the year the way some rappers have specific STD's for each female they banged. She'd type a whole paragraph for a **** status in which 20 replies would ensue.. and of course, if they weren't from dudes doing the usual 'emotional friend' act as a means of hopefully getting 'some', it was from other bitchy cunts who would somehow turn it into a, "All men suck, batteries/dildos are the way to go! You should know that by now, gurrrrrl!" kind of rant fests. And then.. that's when I click  the 'x' on the upper right corner and check the classifieds in my newspaper for any 'hitman' job listings.  

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This makes me hungry every damned time, lol.

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Originally Posted by Robert Aloi:

Originally Posted by Jacob Rogers:

Originally Posted by Tobias Dodd:
I hate when someone changes their relationship status every 5 minutes  to get sympathy comments.

"So And So is single"

"OMG R U OK?"

"OH NO WHAT HAPPENED?"

That ****'s annoying.

Yeah, and ex friend of mine from Philly is infamous for that sorta ****. Another one who has a boyfriend for each month of the year the way some rappers have specific STD's for each female they banged. She'd type a whole paragraph for a **** status in which 20 replies would ensue.. and of course, if they weren't from dudes doing the usual 'emotional friend' act as a means of hopefully getting 'some', it was from other bitchy cunts who would somehow turn it into a, "All men suck, batteries/dildos are the way to go! You should know that by now, gurrrrrl!" kind of rant fests. And then.. that's when I click  the 'x' on the upper right corner and check the classifieds in my newspaper for any 'hitman' job listings.  

Lol! Damn.

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Haha, just looking back through my homepage from the last few hours and my ex made a status update through a 'Human Rights Campaign' app.

" is bisexual and National Coming Out Day is tomorrow. Etc, etc." Way to use something serious to attention **** it up. I wouldn't expect any less. Just makes it even funnier that it was suited to the subject at hand here!

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Originally Posted by Purgatori Rising:
Oh dear gawd!

This makes me wish Eugenics was implemented in the United States again.

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Originally Posted by Sophia Nagell:

Agreed.

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Originally Posted by Thomas Jermyn:

Originally Posted by Sophia Nagell:

Agreed.

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lolwut

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exactly

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I think you need more alcohol, ma'am.