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Originally Posted by Danny Aston:

Originally Posted by Robert Aloi:
I love it whenever I'm on the bus or in public somewhere and I overhear the younger generation totally **** up the delivery/punch lines of older stand up comics' jokes during their conversations with each other. It's like witnessing a total **** fall flat on his face after **** up a pick up line to a chick at a bar, lol..

your right thats funny as hell

"How  does a blond open the door to turn on the light?"

hahaha.. yeah, something like that.. yet during the scenario I was in earlier it involved a group of loud, obnoxiously ethnic (Russian, I think?) high schoolers relating jokes they heard from some of Eddie Murphy's classic 80's gigs like Raw, etc. and a few of them were doing really bad paraphrasing jobs to where the punchlines didn't make any sense at all. It was like listening to tourette's patients blurt out all sorts of obscene non sequitors.

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So this bear and this rabbit are in the woods takin' a ****. Bear turns to the rabbit and says  "You ever have a problem with **** stickin' to your fur?"


Rabbit says "Nah".


So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.








I'm fuckin' tired.

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Hooray for girls! lol

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had to repost that, tobias.

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Originally Posted by Robert Aloi:

Originally Posted by Danny Aston:

Originally Posted by Robert Aloi:
I love it whenever I'm on the bus or in public somewhere and I overhear the younger generation totally **** up the delivery/punch lines of older stand up comics' jokes during their conversations with each other. It's like witnessing a total **** fall flat on his face after **** up a pick up line to a chick at a bar, lol..

your right thats funny as hell

"How  does a blond open the door to turn on the light?"

hahaha.. yeah, something like that.. yet during the scenario I was in earlier it involved a group of loud, obnoxiously ethnic (Russian, I think?) high schoolers relating jokes they heard from some of Eddie Murphy's classic 80's gigs like Raw, etc. and a few of them were doing really bad paraphrasing jobs to where the punchlines didn't make any sense at all. It was like listening to tourette's patients blurt out all sorts of obscene non sequitors.

AH HA HA HA

HEY BOY WHY DONT WEAR THEM JEANS OVER HERE HA HA HA JOO WANA **** ME IN DE ASS JES HA HA HA

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Originally Posted by Andrew Jacob Heavelin:
So this bear and this rabbit are in the woods takin' a ****. Bear turns to the rabbit and says  "You ever have a problem with **** stickin' to your fur?"


Rabbit says "Nah".


So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.








I'm fuckin' tired.

LOL

An eagle swooped down and caught a frog, ate it, and swalloed it


the frogs poked his head out the eagl's **** and looked down

"Hey eagle how high are we?

"Bout a mile"

"A mile?"


" You wouldnt **** me wouldja?

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LOL

two blonds bought two horse

they couldnt tell the horses apart, so they cut the hair off one's tail

eventually the tail grew back andthey then decided to cut ones leg off for a more permanent reminder





"But which one's leg do we cut off?"






"The brown one's or the white ones?"

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too **** to masturbate

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A brunette walks into her doctor's office complaining of pain.

"Doctor, I don't know what's wrong with me" she begans poking herself all over with her index finger. "I hurt where ever I touch and it's excrutiating!"

The doctor pauses for a moment and says.

"Ma'am, did you used to be a blonde?" The woman's hands fly to her head.

"Oh no! Are my roots showing?" She exclaimed.

"No, your finger is broken."

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Caption: Gypsy Moth wants to read your fortune.

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its finally cool today and no humidity, human conditions for a few day rather than conditions for a gator

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The new myspace **** SUCKS.

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Whats new about it? lol

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They took aspects from myspace, facebook, and twitter, and combined them into one. Unfortunately the **** is still in beta mode so it's buggy as ****.