| 02/23/2011 3:23 pm |
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Regist.: 12/26/2010 Topics: 142 Posts: 2128
 OFFLINE | This is purely for fun. What's something you NEVER want to hear him or her say? I'll start...
(Speaking through bathroom door),,, If you don't hurry up in there, I'll use the kitchen sink! |
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| 02/23/2011 3:33 pm |
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Regist.: 12/23/2010 Topics: 221 Posts: 1299
 OFFLINE | Something I did hear once ...
She: "I'm concerned you won't want to go out with me because of what I do."
Me: "I don't understand. Why would I be like that? What do you do?"
She: "I clean houses for a living."
Me: "So?"
She: "In the **** ..." |
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| 02/23/2011 3:50 pm |
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Regist.: 12/26/2010 Topics: 5 Posts: 1466
 OFFLINE | Originally Posted by Scott Terry: Something I did hear once ...
She: "I'm concerned you won't want to go out with me because of what I do."
Me: "I don't understand. Why would I be like that? What do you do?"
She: "I clean houses for a living."
Me: "So?"
She: "In the **** ..."
Dream Date...Scott? |
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| 02/23/2011 4:03 pm |
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Regist.: 12/23/2010 Topics: 221 Posts: 1299
 OFFLINE | Originally Posted by Barbara Stover Husser:
Dream Date...Scott?
We went out once.
She dressed for the occasion. |
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| 02/23/2011 4:14 pm |
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Regist.: 12/26/2010 Topics: 142 Posts: 2128
 OFFLINE | Originally Posted by Scott Terry:
Originally Posted by Barbara Stover Husser:
Dream Date...Scott?
We went out once.
She dressed for the occasion.
Hmmm, sounds like a great occasion for eating at home  |
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| 02/23/2011 4:32 pm |
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Regist.: 02/03/2011 Topics: 2 Posts: 25
 OFFLINE | "We need to talk" |
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| 02/23/2011 5:22 pm |
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Regist.: 12/26/2010 Topics: 142 Posts: 2128
 OFFLINE | ....oh, by the way, I quit taking my birth control pills 2 months ago,,,, and I'm a week late! |
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| 02/23/2011 5:29 pm |
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Regist.: 12/26/2010 Topics: 10 Posts: 161
 OFFLINE | This has actually been said to me while the guy was staring at my butt, "It looks like you've got two of them in there." |
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| 02/23/2011 6:00 pm |
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Regist.: 12/23/2010 Topics: 221 Posts: 1299
 OFFLINE | Originally Posted by Michele McPhalen: This has actually been said to me while the guy was staring at my butt, "It looks like you've got two of them in there."
I don't buy it.
And it certainly wasn't this guy ... he's grinning ear to ear!
Maybe that's because ... where's his hand?
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| 02/23/2011 7:47 pm |
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Regist.: 12/29/2010 Topics: 19 Posts: 699
 OFFLINE | OMG, Michele ! *smack* to that guy !
How about ... I really just want to be friends. |
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| 02/23/2011 7:48 pm |
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Regist.: 12/29/2010 Topics: 19 Posts: 699
 OFFLINE | Or the ever famous
... Seriously, there's nothing wrong (guys HATE that). |
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| 02/23/2011 8:13 pm |
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Regist.: 12/26/2010 Topics: 3 Posts: 419
 OFFLINE | Me: I really like you as a friend.. can we stay friends?
him: Of course we can.. with benefits!!
I dont know which is worse.. |
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| 02/23/2011 8:39 pm |
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Regist.: 12/23/2010 Topics: 221 Posts: 1299
 OFFLINE | Originally Posted by Tonya Kiaunis-Dlugas: Me: I really like you as a friend.. can we stay friends?
him: Of course we can.. with benefits!!
I dont know which is worse..
WAIT!
I'm confused ...
Do you mean the friend part? Or the benefit part? |
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