| 03/29/2011 11:47 am |
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 OFFLINE | I think you are wonderful, everything I've been looking for ... but I prefer skinny girls. |
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| 03/29/2011 11:54 am |
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OFFLINE | Sorry this isn't funny, but he's going in for another melanoma check today. I never again want to hear him say "The doctor says it's cancer" |
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| 03/29/2011 3:48 pm |
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OFFLINE | Oral Sex? EWWWWW!!! |
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| 04/04/2011 10:36 am |
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OFFLINE | I have a ****! |
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| 04/05/2011 12:40 am |
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OFFLINE | your dinners in the bin |
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| 04/05/2011 8:58 am |
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OFFLINE | I know you were really looking forward to steak and taders tonight, but I've decided that we're switching over completely to vegetarians.
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| 04/16/2011 12:03 am |
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OFFLINE | he makes me feel like a women |
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| 04/16/2011 1:10 pm |
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OFFLINE | Friend of boyfriend: You should ask her out!
Boyfriend: (spoken glumly) I already HAVE a girlfriend.
All said after the waitress who flirted with my boyfriend walked away from our table. I was only 23 and didn't have the balls to speak up back then. Would have given both of them smacks to the head and said a thing or two to the waitress if it happened now. |
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| 04/19/2011 10:14 am |
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OFFLINE | You know how you always wondered why your brother, Bob, always moved so far away? Well, your son is actually your nephew.... |
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| 04/19/2011 10:17 am |
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OFFLINE | Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't think that was the toothbrush you still used! |
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| 04/21/2011 2:36 am |
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OFFLINE | Is it in ? |
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| 04/21/2011 8:43 am |
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OFFLINE | Can't you find it? |
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Something you NEVER want to hear him or her say!
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