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Must admit I've never watched ... heard an interview with her on my boy Johnny Dare's radio show ... my daughter sent me this :



That's all I've got ...

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Snooki, the literary intellectual.

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should've been "snooki: behind the poof"

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IMO, it should be

SNOOKI, a  Shore Thing

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Originally Posted by Bob Clair:
IMO, it should be

SNOOKI, a  Shore Thing

Lol, cute. But yanno, I bet she's about as boring as a post in bed....

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Originally Posted by Scott Terry:

Wait, you mean being stoopid isn't as popular as they make it out to me?

***(awe nuts)

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Wanna see my picture on the cover
Wanna buy five copies for my mother
Wanna see my smilin' face
On the cover of the ...

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Originally Posted by Scott Terry:
Wanna see my picture on the cover
Wanna buy five copies for my mother
Wanna see my smilin' face
On the cover of the ...

Wanna see my AIRBRUSHED, SLIMMED-DOWN picture on the cover...

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I thought female dwarfs grew beards?

and whoever this little woman is she looks like "M" from myspace

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Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi may seem like an open book on the MTV hit show "Jersey Shore" but she tells Rolling Stone that fans are not getting the full picture of what she's all about.

In fact, she hates the person MTV makes her out to be.

"If I do something stupid, which is pretty much the whole time, I hate it," she says. "Obviously, they're only going to put the good stuff in, and the good stuff is us drunk, so all I'm seeing is me drunk and falling down.... I look like a freakin' alcoholic... I just look like sh*t."

The Rolling Stone cover girl tells the mag what it's really like being on camera 24/7, what she's actually doing in the "smush" room and her "big plans" for the future.

On filming 24/7...

"It messes with your head... That's why we go crazy. That's why we fight with each other. That's why we drink. We're living in a house for two months with that sh*t. We can't have cellphones, TV, radio or the Internet. If the president died, we'd have no idea. There's no normalcy. It's just like prison, with cameras."

On future plans...

"When Jersey Shore ends I'm going to do more spinoffs... What I'd like is to turn out like Jessica Simpson, with her whole brand. She makes millions... I'm trying to build an empire, because after this I can't get a normal job. I mean, how do I go and sit behind a desk?"

On what really goes on in the "smush room"...

"The only person I've had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend... The guys you see me bring home, we're only cuddling and making out like any other person would do, but we're on camera and the whole world's seeing it, and it does look like I'm having sex."

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Awwww, the po thang is such a victim

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So I'm safe to say that that's a beer gut and not a baby bump?

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A couple of months ago, I read that Snooki's a millionaire now.

And to think ... all these years, I made the mistake of trying to make money by knowing something.

For the times, they are a-changing ..