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10/04/2010 4:07 am

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hope you like the taste of your sister...I just got finished having sex with her and her vag taste so much sweeter then yours.
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10/04/2010 4:44 am

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Originally Posted by Jimmy Stevens:
hope you like the taste of your sister...I just got finished having sex with her and her vag taste so much sweeter then yours.



hhahahaha..

"Holy ****, my last 'partner' so had a much bigger dick than you.. and it was your father no less!"
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10/04/2010 5:03 am

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wow these are getting pretty f-ed up haha
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10/04/2010 1:24 pm

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10/04/2010 1:29 pm

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*donkey punch*
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10/04/2010 1:58 pm

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Were you bleeding before or did I do that?
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10/04/2010 2:37 pm

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can we have sex while I am taking a dump?
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10/04/2010 2:41 pm

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I'm so glad you don't like condoms either! By the way, did I forget to mention I'm ovulating?
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10/04/2010 2:46 pm

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Originally Posted by Cari LuvThrash:
I'm so glad you don't like condoms either! By the way, did I forget to mention I'm ovulating?



You're from Michigan, of course you like the Red Wings!
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10/04/2010 2:48 pm

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And now if you'll just sign this consent form so I can upload this to my website...
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10/04/2010 4:21 pm

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Originally Posted by Thomas Jermyn:

Originally Posted by Cari LuvThrash:
I'm so glad you don't like condoms either! By the way, did I forget to mention I'm ovulating?



You're from Michigan, of course you like the Red Wings!



That would be hilarious ....if we ovulated when we were ragging it Besides, I leave the red river rafting to others.
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10/04/2010 5:00 pm

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hay baby, wanna have bloody sex, I do not mind the blood, just put down a towel
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