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When: February 16th, 2013, 10am - 6pm
Where: The Mental Complex…no wait, that's me. Oopsie.
Extreme Complex Paintball & Airsoft
1425 Kingstown Rd
Wakefield, Rhode Island 02879
Details: Shmetails!
Theme: Wouldn't you like to know? Always questions with you. You're lucky I like you.
Objectives: Geez, those are those Alpha, Bravo, Chuck things right? Oh you know what? Let's change those to A for Aardvark, B for…ugh I don't like B so much actually…but I like C for Chicken!
Scenario: Once upon a time, there was a down on his luck guy…but he was happy because he had his wife who loved him very much. So anyway, the guy needs money and he figures, what the hey, I'll take on a second job because, well, he kinda sucked at his first one. So he says to himself “Self, you might not be very bright and you might be bland as dry toast, but you do this one thing and you'll get some cash and things'll start looking up!”. Personally, if I was a doofus, I probably wouldn't take advice from myself but whatever…so, he falls in with something of a bad crowd and…oh wait! That's the wrong story! Whoopsy-doodle! Guess you'll just have to wait and see!
The game will be sponsored by yours truly! I know! I know! You're so lucky! Oh also I hired some goon-squad calling themselves Red Haven to help out. They're exactly what I like in hired-help too: Cheap, numerous and disposable!
Entry:
-$30 if you're bringing your own toys (make sure to have full face protection to cover your mug and a sock to cover your barrel)
-$40 to rent Extreme gear. I just love that phrase…EXTREEEEEEME GEAR! That comes with an m4 (one of my favorites), mask, barrel sock (provide your own foot-socks), and 1000 rounds.
Team Colors: Sweet Carlin, I'm getting tired of writing…can't I decide this one later? For now let's figure on…uh…ooh! Tar vs. Feathers! Then everyone can hug! We'll have a pre-registration and everything! Like a wedding! Only we'll toss hand grenades instead of bouquets!
Field Layout: I'll crack the whip on those Red Haven guys to come up with one of these. Never could stand messing around with miniatures. Oh except those little train ones! I just love setting up head-on collisions! Choo! Choo! BOOM! Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.
Ugh I'm sick of typing all this…you know what…just stay tuned. I've got plenty more in store for you. Trust me![/TD][/TR][/TABLE]
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