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What are yours?  Here are a couple of mine:

1)  If a car pulls out in front of another one, they have to go at least as fast as the car they cut off so as not to slow them down.  I'm doing 50, you pull out in front of me and do 40, that's just wrong.

2)  If I pass you on the interstate, you lose all rights to ride my butt like I'm going slow when I catch the next person I'm going to pass in front of me.