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1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a bar is when your tall boy-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a complete stranger.
4) You’ve never quite sure whether it’s ok to eat green crisps.
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80′s has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
6) Reading when you’re drunk is horrible.
7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
8) You’re never quite sure whether it’s against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mom or dad.
18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
20) Every guy has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!
22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
24) You never ever run out of salt.
25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
26) You can’t respect a man who carries a dog.
27) There’s no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you’ve got your hand or head stuck in something.
28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
31) People who don’t drive slam car doors too hard
32) You’ve turned into your dad the day you decide to keep a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
34) Bricks are horrible to carry.
35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

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36) Christmas Eve = Black Friday for men

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So just how many of these have you tested Scott?????

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Originally Posted by Mary Kirkpatrick:
So just how many of these have you tested Scott?????

Just one ... kinda sorta ...

2) At the end of every  party date there is always a girl crying.

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You can have all the sex your wife/significant other wants....


It's safer to "go there" in your head.


There will always be someone around to correct your grammar.


The best humor in a workplace will be banned by management because...... The best humor in the work place is about the Management.

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Originally Posted by Scott Terry:

Originally Posted by Mary Kirkpatrick:
So just how many of these have you tested Scott?????

Just one ... kinda sorta ...

2) At the end of every  party date there is always a girl crying.

So what do you say to her...to get her crying?!!

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Originally Posted by Bob Clair:
You can have all the sex your wife/significant other wants....
The best humor in a workplace will be banned by management because...... The best humor in the work place is about the Management.

Ohhhh, I love this one.... But it got me called onto the red carpet once after I suggested that I could be nicer if management could be smarter  

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your most comfortable clothes are the ones with holes in them, and are falling apart.

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Complaining about blatantly lazy coworkers who degrade employee morale is a complete waste of time.