Would you enjoy commanding a United Federation Starship?
I dunno. I think I would have liked Spock’s job more.


Was turning 21 really all that big a deal for you?
No. I was already drinking far too much long before that! :/


Are you really all that concerned with what Jesus Christ's complexion was?
Not even a little. I’m more concerned about what his character and values were.


What's the one show or movie that can bring a tear to you eye, and why?
Home Improvement,,, because it gets me laughing so hard I’m crying!


Would you consider a clone of you to be your child, or simply just a clone of you?
Just a clone at this point. I’m not sure how individuality varies in clones, and a person’s child is absolutely their own individual.


Are monkeys more evolved than horses?
I have no idea what I was thinking when I came up with this one! Depending on your description of ‘evolution,’ monkeys evolved after quadrupeds.


Have you ever accidentally stepped into the shower with clothes on?
No. But I’ve accidentally stepped into the toilet when I meant to step into the shower. It wasn’t so funny for the person already sitting on the toilet thought :/


Would you like to have a smart-fridge that senses when you're low on, for example, milk, and then E-orders you more?
No. I might not want more of the same ole thing. Plus, I like going to the grocery store; how else am I suppose to enjoy impulse buying?


Is being offered to pose for Playboy an honor?
Well, not for me it wouldn’t be :/,,,, But for other women? I dunno, I’m curious what others will say lol


If the technology were available, would you implant a GPS chip into your child so that you could track them down at all times?
No, but I’m thinking an On/Off switch could be cool!


Is it ok to get angry with God?
I think so. I highly doubt my petty grievances with anything are more than ‘God’ can handle. Besides, if we express our anger at God with God, doesn’t it open opportunities to become available for answers?


Which store sells nicer things: Target or Walmart?
I’ve only been to one Target, and their stuff seemed a lot nicer than Walmart’s. It cost a little more, but I guess you get what you pay for.


List the electronic devices you have that require recharging batteries.
Cell Phones, Digital Cameras, Beard Trimmer, Screw Driver, iPod, Tablet Computer, aaaaaand that’s all I’m owning up to


What's something that a significant other might do in their sleep that would completely annoy you?
Sleepwalk to the fridge and eat the leftovers that I was very much looking forward to munching on at 2:30am when I’m not able to sleep.


Is Hot Pockets and Homebake Fries a poor dinner choice if you're inviting a new partner over for dinner for the first time?
I think if they happen to like these, then no. But it may be a little much if you expect them to cook it for you and then do up the dishes after dinner! (No, I haven’t done this,,,, yet!)


Would you like popcorn that popped in your mouth?
OUCH! NO!


If you had the opportunity to sit in the audience of a popular talk show, which talk show would it be?
Maybe Jon Stewart


Do you tend to 'tip' more during the holidays?
I might tip OVER a little more, but that’s about it


What guilty pleasure do you turn to right after getting dumped by someone?
It was 6+ years ago last, and I think it was Soft Ice Cream Chocolate Vanilla Twist.

Would you enjoy commanding a United Federation Starship?
Who says I don’t already? *stays in stealth mode*


Was turning 21 really all that big a deal for you?
I was five months pregnant on that birthday.   With my second sweet baby.


Are you really all that concerned with what Jesus Christ's complexion was?
He died for all of us of every complexion so I have no concern at all.

What's the one show or movie that can bring a tear to you eye, and why?
When Matthew dies on Anne of Green Gables. I’m sure there are LOTS of others… just want to keep my eyes dry for the moment.


Would you consider a clone of you to be your child, or simply just a clone of you?
A clone can’t be exactly like you because their life experiences would be different.  My children are my clones already in a way.


Are monkeys more evolved than horses?
I’ll let someone else figure that out.


Have you ever accidentally stepped into the shower with clothes on?
Just my underwear… once.  


Would you like to have a smart-fridge that senses when you're low on, for example, milk, and then E-orders you more?
I don’t think I want any appliance to be able to spend my money on its own.


Is being offered to pose for Playboy an honor?
I turned them down.


If the technology were available, would you implant a GPS chip into your child so that you could track them down at all times?
Implanting anything makes me shudder.


Is it ok to get angry with God?
He made us this way. He knows we get angry.  


Which store sells nicer things: Target or Walmart?
They are both the same.  Walmart just costs less, has groceries and is less ‘politically correct’.  I shop at both.


List the electronic devices you have that require recharging batteries.
They are all on the naughty list right now.


What's something that a significant other might do in their sleep that would completely annoy you?
That would be… sleeping with someone else.


Is Hot Pockets and Homebake Fries a poor dinner choice if you're inviting a new partner over for dinner for the first time?
Not unless you say, “Come on over and I’ll throw some Hot Pockets and Homebake Fries in the oven!” ( I had a drunk guy… in Walmart.. surprise… try to lure me to his house to eat the fishsticks he had in his cart.  I turned him down after I stomped on his beer goggles.)


Would you like popcorn that popped in your mouth?
I pop it in my mouth myself.. although sometimes I miss.


If you had the opportunity to sit in the audience of a popular talk show, which talk show would it be?
Oprah on a giveaway day.


Do you tend to 'tip' more during the holidays?
No, but I do tend to waddle more.


What guilty pleasure do you turn to right after getting dumped by someone?
I don’t remember being dumped.. but I imagine it would involve gorging on chocolate.

Would you enjoy commanding a United Federation Starship?
No.. but I would ride on one..


Was turning 21 really all that big a deal for you?
No.. I was never a big drinker and still not.


Are you really all that concerned with what Jesus Christ's complexion was?
No... not at all.


What's the one show or movie that can bring a tear to you eye, and why?
Pretty Woman... I am a sucker for romance.


Would you consider a clone of you to be your child, or simply just a clone of you?
I think just my clone.  


Are monkeys more evolved than horses?
No...


Have you ever accidentally stepped into the shower with clothes on?
No not by accident anyway..lol


Would you like to have a smart-fridge that senses when you're low on, for example, milk, and then E-orders you more?
No. I like going down all the ailes and talking to people.


Is being offered to pose for Playboy an honor?
Honor?? No, it would be their honor to have me.  


If the technology were available, would you implant a GPS chip into your child so that you could track them down at all times?
Oh gosh no... I wish this world was more like when I grew up where you could go and explore and only come home when you were hungry.  


Is it ok to get angry with God?
Yes.. I am angry with him at the moment but I will forgive as I would hope he would forgive me for being angry.


Which store sells nicer things: Target or Walmart?
Target... At least where I live. lol  


List the electronic devices you have that require recharging batteries.
Cell phone, Computer. Now ask my son and you will get a longer list.. lol  


What's something that a significant other might do in their sleep that would completely annoy you?
Take my pillows..


Is Hot Pockets and Homebake Fries a poor dinner choice if you're inviting a new partner over for dinner for the first time?
Well to me yes..


Would you like popcorn that popped in your mouth?
No... its like those pop rocks... weird!


If you had the opportunity to sit in the audience of a popular talk show, which talk show would it be?
Dr. OZ


Do you tend to 'tip' more during the holidays?
Yes, but I tend to over tip all the time if the person is good.  


What guilty pleasure do you turn to right after getting dumped by someone?
A big Hot fudge Sundae...

  

Would you enjoy commanding a United Federation Starship?
Kath and I rule much more than that already...we have a deal from looooong ago.


Was turning 21 really all that big a deal for you?
No...I mean...it was a nice age...and I stopped having birthdays then...I now just celebrate the anniversary of my 21st Birthday each year. This year was the 24th anniversary of my 21st Birthday.


Are you really all that concerned with what Jesus Christ's complexion was?
Not my belief...so...no.

What's the one show or movie that can bring a tear to you eye, and why?
I don't watch those. I prefer the kind that leave me rocking with laughter...or fear...or maybe both...


Would you consider a clone of you to be your child, or simply just a clone of you?
no. Cloning is just creepy and wrong. I would not do it..or promote it.


Are monkeys more evolved than horses?
I think if horses had hands, humans would be in a world of trouble!


Have you ever accidentally stepped into the shower with clothes on?
No. but I have stepped outside without much on...luckily nobody saw me...I think.

Would you like to have a smart-fridge that senses when you're low on, for example, milk, and then E-orders you more?
No. My bank would over=draft way too often.


Is being offered to pose for Playboy an honor?
LOL. No. But if they want to print one of my articles, I could do that...everybody knows that men just buy them for the stories anyway.


If the technology were available, would you implant a GPS chip into your child so that you could track them down at all times?
I have thought about it, just for the sake of..."what if my child becomes lost or kidnapped" but, it is invasive., and the power could so easily be miss used. So. No. But someone hurts my kid...They will feel a mothers wrath in unspeakable ways.


Is it ok to get angry with God?
Depends on who and what you believe "God" is. I do not believe that the biblical God exists. I also do not believe the devil exists, as you cannot have one without the other.


Which store sells nicer things: Target or Walmart?
I don't see the difference. Both are sellouts to the U.S. citizens.


List the electronic devices you have that require recharging batteries.
That is for me to know, and you never to find out.

What's something that a significant other might do in their sleep that would completely annoy you?
Stealing the covers. But the annoyance wouldn't last long...I would steal the covers back!


Is Hot Pockets and Homebake Fries a poor dinner choice if you're inviting a new partner over for dinner for the first time?
eh...provide enough beer or rum...and who cares what dinner was...oh...and conversation needs to be good...

Would you like popcorn that popped in your mouth?
no. I can't eat the stuff anyway.


If you had the opportunity to sit in the audience of a popular talk show, which talk show would it be?
erm....well...if I was to gain something...maybe I would suffer through it...but I don't really care for talk shows


Do you tend to 'tip' more during the holidays?
No, I actually have less money then.


What guilty pleasure do you turn to right after getting dumped by someone?
no guilty pleasures. I turn to friends.

Would you enjoy commanding a United Federation Starship?
I don't think so.


Was turning 21 really all that big a deal for you?
Nope. I was in Punk Clubs, and Discos since I was 14...By the time I was 21...I was sorta burnt out..lol I didn't start drinking until I was 28 or so, so 21 was no big deal.


Are you really all that concerned with what Jesus Christ's complexion was?
That's a big....NO!


What's the one show or movie that can bring a tear to you eye, and why?
Shindler's List. Do you need to ask why?:/


Would you consider a clone of you to be your child, or simply just a clone of you?
None of the above!


Are monkeys more evolved than horses?
I think so.


Have you ever accidentally stepped into the shower with clothes on?
More like thrown in the shower with my clothes  on...lol

Would you like to have a smart-fridge that senses when you're low on, for example, milk, and then E-orders you more?
Really???


Is being offered to pose for Playboy an honor?
Nope, not my kinda thing. Besides...I don't have that "sexy" that you need for stuff like that...lol


If the technology were available, would you implant a GPS chip into your child so that you could track them down at all times?
NOPE!


Is it ok to get angry with God?
It's a human thing...but I try not get get too mad with her...not a wise thing to do...:/


Which store sells nicer things: Target or Walmart?
I have Target taste but Walmart money...lol Did I answer that?


List the electronic devices you have that require recharging batteries.
Cell phone, laptop, Ipod and the very cheap radio in my room...I won't mention the other...


What's something that a significant other might do in their sleep that would completely annoy you?
Steal the blanket...


Is Hot Pockets and Homebake Fries a poor dinner choice if you're inviting a new partner over for dinner for the first time?
Not really...but I would rather show off my culinary skills...


Would you like popcorn that popped in your mouth?
Really???


If you had the opportunity to sit in the audience of a popular talk show, which talk show would it be?
Ellen...cause she has the groove tunes!


Do you tend to 'tip' more during the holidays?
Always!


What guilty pleasure do you turn to right after getting dumped by someone?
Hot salty french fries!!!!