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The Sisterhood of the Traveling Vamps like to make up our own words in the chat room. To learn how to speak our language, you must read this. LOL!

All up in her grill: in her face; annoyingly close

BBBOOOBBBBAAAAYYYY!!!!: a shout of excitement, a call to all the girls

Besties: Those you don't loathe

BlowED: Edward blow up doll

Bow chicka wow wow: the music heard when someone's getting/feeling frisky!!!! a.k.a. Monica's theme song.

Butt Breath: That warmth you feel  when a person bends over in your personal space with their butt towards you. It happens a lot in grocery stores.

Disclosure Alert: When you see this, someone is about to reveal
something that maybe too much information for some and not enough for
others.

Furry Balls: What male Werewolves have

Hit That: Have sex with, have relations with

kik: also known as "lol". This was a typo so many times in chat that it made it's way into the dicktionary.

No Drama: What we have here; that means keep your whiney ass cry baby opinion to yourself!

O2: when we laugh too damn hard

Poo Faces: Mean people

Pop a Squat: Tinkle, Pee

Social Sextworking: What?! No! It's true. People really do this. This is for those people who like to use Twitter during those intimate times. Also applies to Facebook, MySpace, and whatever other social networks are out there.

Sparkly Balls: What Male Vampires have

Sparkly Wong: refer to Sparkly Balls

Sparkly Zit: When someone is wearing a nose ring on TV and it looks like a pimple or wart, then the light hits it and it sparkles.

Stupid Puter:
What we call the computer when it screws up, whether or not it's our
fault. Always blame the computer.

Tap That: Refer to Hit That

Turlet: Where some people 'unknowingly' give birth. Also known as a Toilet. Note: Toilets don't kick back.

Tickle Me Aro: The name given to Michael Sheen because of his laugh in New Moon while playing Aro.

Washing Mashine: Necessary female tool with many uses

><  : On the same page as; To see eye to eye