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10/03/2010 5:48 pm

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No I'm serious. There are a lot of tragic things in this world: 3 Wolf Moon shirts, Ed Hardy ****, sweater vests, cell phone holders on a man's belt, etc and long sleeve metal shirts (especially power and folk metal) are in the same tier as fanny packs. Looks nice on your boyfriend? Women purposely dress their boyfriends badly to keep other girls away. That's how khakis came about as well as stripped polo shirts with animal logos. Might as well throw him a shirt with a fish skull on it that says Bad to the Bone on it.
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10/03/2010 5:51 pm

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**** i guess im just lame as hell because i love guys in long sleeves. ESPECIALLY folk or power metal

and i own 4 fanny packs.
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10/03/2010 5:52 pm

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and wolf moon shirts ftw.
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10/03/2010 5:58 pm

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The tragedy is overwhelming. I used to make fun of Cale for this **** but this is too much.
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10/03/2010 5:59 pm

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His trolling isn't even funny. It's just stupid.
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10/03/2010 6:06 pm

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Originally Posted by Horace P. McTitties:
His trolling isn't even funny. It's just stupid.


Your assumption that I'm trolling shows you own many tragic things.
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10/03/2010 6:06 pm

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Loooooooooooooove fanny packs for real.
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10/03/2010 6:11 pm

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Hipsters like fanny packs because most people don't like them, The only characters/people who allowed to have fanny packs are John Goodman and the Zora from Majora's Mask. Everyone else is either tragic older men or hipsters trying to be ironic
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10/03/2010 6:18 pm

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*yawn*
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10/03/2010 6:19 pm

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Originally Posted by Ahmad Mujaahid Smiddy:
Hipsters like fanny packs because most people don't like them, The only characters/people who allowed to have fanny packs are John Goodman and the Zora from Majora's Mask. Everyone else is either tragic older men or hipsters trying to be ironic


i like fanny packs because i don't like purses
and i also feel like i'm on an epic adventure.

*waits for it*
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10/03/2010 6:19 pm

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Smiddy I will **** kill you in your sleep after sodomizing your urethra with a sword.
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10/03/2010 6:23 pm

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Originally Posted by Sophia Nagell:

Originally Posted by Ahmad Mujaahid Smiddy:
Hipsters like fanny packs because most people don't like them, The only characters/people who allowed to have fanny packs are John Goodman and the Zora from Majora's Mask. Everyone else is either tragic older men or hipsters trying to be ironic


i like fanny packs because i don't like purses
and i also feel like i'm on an epic adventure.

*waits for it*


A fanny pack doesn't provide much storage room for any kind of quest. I'd advise against it.
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10/03/2010 6:24 pm

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Originally Posted by Ahmad Mujaahid Smiddy:

Originally Posted by Sophia Nagell:

Originally Posted by Ahmad Mujaahid Smiddy:
Hipsters like fanny packs because most people don't like them, The only characters/people who allowed to have fanny packs are John Goodman and the Zora from Majora's Mask. Everyone else is either tragic older men or hipsters trying to be ironic


i like fanny packs because i don't like purses
and i also feel like i'm on an epic adventure.

*waits for it*


A fanny pack doesn't provide much storage room for any kind of quest. I'd advise against it.


D: well played
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10/03/2010 6:25 pm

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Originally Posted by Cale Norman:
Smiddy I will **** kill you in your sleep after sodomizing your urethra with a sword.

haha
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Originally Posted by Cale Norman:
Smiddy I will **** kill you in your sleep after sodomizing your urethra with a sword.


Well I hope you bring your A-game because I masturbate with swords forged in ancient flames. Your tent sale novelty swords will be of no use.
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