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Chris says:
what color are your underwears?

emily says:
black
with a bow
theyre actually really cute

Chris says:
I want you to rub your inner thigh
ever so lightly so it tickles
NOW ****

emily says:
i love it when you tell me what to do

Chris says:
**** do it
are you wet?

emily says:
ya always

Chris says:
now put your index finger in your vag and get some juice on it
and start to massage your clit
roll over the hood
in a circular and back in forth motion

emily says:
k now what.

Chris says:
now put your other fist in you  birth canal
and pucnh you your guts

emily says:
oh
i was doing that already

Chris says:
now take a   and rub it into your black panties
and mail to 8784 west 57th street, phoenix, az

emily says:
ok wait
in the toilet or just where i'm sitting
i don't know if i'm comfortable doing that where i'm sitting
it's not my chair

Chris says:
poop in your undies, then carry it to the bathroom
just take it slow so it doesnt fall out
I know how you bitches have those little panties that dont cover your ass

emily says:
yeah these panties won't support poopies

Chris says:
:/

emily says:
i can take them off and poop on them
but then that raises a whole new set of questions
1) do you want me to poop in the toilet
2) do you want me to rub the poop into the panties
3) if answer to 2) is "yes" would you also like the poopies wrapped up in the panties

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Mitch

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so don't leave us hanging. how does it end?

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Gona drink tonite, sure ain't waiting till friday as my boredom is about to hit critical mass,

there will be noone outside, so i will be talking with myself and the trees, i fking hate miami, place is completely dead after 10 pm

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I should not drink tonight, but a couple beers wont hurt

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I just drank an ale from Blue Frog.

It was labeled as an imperial stout, but it was far from a stout.

It was a good beer, but I was disappointed that it wasn't a stout.

10.5% ABV, so I have a nice buzz happening.

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Stoned? I really don't drink that much, but I do toke.

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Michelob?

*facepalm*

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Originally Posted by Talbot Childerdam:
Michelob?

*facepalm*

I enjoy it as well making **** pay, 10 bucks for a 12 pack, can't beat that.

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Getting there

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Originally Posted by Rory Kiser:
Stoned? I really don't drink that much, but I do toke.

Toking ftw! Which reminds me.. I'll be back in ohh.. say, a few minutes

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About to drink some pumpkin spice ale. Also going to make beer brats, kraut, and pierogies for dinner.

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Originally Posted by Robert Aloi:

Originally Posted by Rory Kiser:
Stoned? I really don't drink that much, but I do toke.

Toking ftw! Which reminds me.. I'll be back in ohh.. say, a few minutes

Right on! I was stoned and drunk yesterday, because this girl got me a bottle of Jack, so I went and got her a 20 sack. Because it was my 20th birthday.

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Another cigarette another drink, some idiot got taken away from the cops that puked everywhere and looked like he was just about to have seizures... Know your limit! Don't drink with flashing lights, for would be a seizure every time.