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02/03/2010 3:24 pm

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Hi,
This one is for guys,
What is your opening line to meet a girl?
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07/05/2010 3:35 am

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08/08/2010 9:27 am

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It isn't going to suck itself.


Wins every time.
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r u sure?
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Normally I look for a feature they would feel self-conscious about. IE: Glasses, braces, or birthmark. Then I  would say I like it. Normally... It entices conversation. If not it's a sign they don't really seem interested.
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08/10/2010 4:35 pm

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@Chris - Unless It's one of those girls who have had that exact card played on them on more than one occasion. I seen a cute girl and told her that I adored her glasses, and she said - "Oh yeah, like I haven't heard that one before."

Huge slap in the face.

It's not a bad theory, though.
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I've told my best friend to use this, and he agrees.

"Hi, I'm single, whattya think of that, ****?"
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My Asian friend came up with this one:
"Hey girl, I heard you have a great smile"
Of course she smiles, because he's cute and Asian.
"See, I told you so.

Sly motherfucker.
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Originally Posted by Martin Beamish:
My Asian friend came up with this one:
"Hey girl, I heard you have a great smile"
Of course she smiles, because he's cute and Asian.
"See, I told you so.

Sly motherfucker.


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Hi, I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?
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10/27/2010 3:24 pm

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"Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?"

...and he can always respond, if he gets turned down;

"Now listen here, you mullet. Why don't you just light your tampon, and blow your box apart? Because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get, sweetheart!"

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11/02/2010 2:40 pm

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Helllllllll yeeeahhh you shake dahhh girl ;-) o
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Meh, too many variables. Spontaneous wins.
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