| 02/03/2010 3:24 pm |
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Regist.: 11/19/2009 Topics: 70 Posts: 483
 OFFLINE | Hi,
This one is for guys,
What is your opening line to meet a girl? |
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| 07/05/2010 3:35 am |
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Regist.: 07/05/2010 Topics: 0 Posts: 1
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| 08/08/2010 9:27 am |
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Regist.: 08/07/2010 Topics: 9 Posts: 92
 OFFLINE | It isn't going to suck itself.
Wins every time. |
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| 08/09/2010 12:56 am |
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Regist.: 11/19/2009 Topics: 70 Posts: 483
 OFFLINE | r u sure?  |
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| 08/09/2010 2:05 am |
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Regist.: 08/09/2010 Topics: 1 Posts: 3
 OFFLINE | Normally I look for a feature they would feel self-conscious about. IE: Glasses, braces, or birthmark. Then I would say I like it. Normally... It entices conversation. If not it's a sign they don't really seem interested. |
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| 08/10/2010 4:35 pm |
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Regist.: 08/07/2010 Topics: 9 Posts: 92
 OFFLINE | @Chris - Unless It's one of those girls who have had that exact card played on them on more than one occasion. I seen a cute girl and told her that I adored her glasses, and she said - "Oh yeah, like I haven't heard that one before."
Huge slap in the face.
It's not a bad theory, though. |
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| 10/01/2010 8:26 pm |
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Regist.: 09/03/2010 Topics: 25 Posts: 369
 OFFLINE | "How's it going?" |
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| 10/02/2010 8:09 pm |
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Regist.: 09/25/2010 Topics: 1 Posts: 227
 OFFLINE | I've told my best friend to use this, and he agrees.
"Hi, I'm single, whattya think of that, ****?" |
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| 10/15/2010 12:40 am |
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Regist.: 10/12/2010 Topics: 1 Posts: 29
 OFFLINE | My Asian friend came up with this one:
"Hey girl, I heard you have a great smile"
Of course she smiles, because he's cute and Asian.
"See, I told you so.
Sly motherfucker. |
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| 10/26/2010 6:11 pm |
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Regist.: 04/11/2010 Topics: 6 Posts: 386
 OFFLINE | Hi, I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one? |
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| 10/27/2010 3:14 am |
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Regist.: 04/11/2010 Topics: 6 Posts: 386
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| 10/27/2010 3:24 pm |
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Regist.: 09/25/2010 Topics: 28 Posts: 685
 OFFLINE | "Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?"
...and he can always respond, if he gets turned down;
"Now listen here, you mullet. Why don't you just light your tampon, and blow your box apart? Because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get, sweetheart!"
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| 11/02/2010 2:40 pm |
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Regist.: 11/02/2010 Topics: 0 Posts: 2
 OFFLINE | Helllllllll yeeeahhh you shake dahhh girl ;-)  o |
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| 12/02/2010 11:33 pm |
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Regist.: 12/02/2010 Topics: 0 Posts: 1
 OFFLINE | Meh, too many variables. Spontaneous wins. |
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