(This isn’t meant to be serious)

What are some silly things you’re not really willing to budge on regarding going into a relationship with someone new? For me:

1) She has to love at least one of my BBQ items.

2) A little TV before bed is mandatory EVERY night.

3) If she insists that the toilet paper roll is installed so that it rolls under as you pull from it, then we’re to have TWO separate toilet paper roll dispensers.

4) Occasional variance from the traditional ‘turkey’ Thanksgiving dinner is a must.

5) I love music, but there are some genres I simply will not listen to: Classic Country Western and Rap.

You?

Hey! You can come here and BBQ!  

1.) He must always remember that I am goddess.

2.) He MUST be ticklish....

3.) Role play is FUN.  

4.) My weird collections must be enjoyed! ....or at least tollerated.

1. They must love and adore me.  

2. See above.

3. See below.

4. They must love and adore me.

NO TOADS IN MY KINGDOM!!!!

That is all.

Originally Posted by Jane Jackson:
NO TOADS IN MY KINGDOM!!!!

That is all.

Hey, yanno what happens when you step on a poisonous toad?

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It dies

(Ok, I stole that from an ole B.C. Commic)

Originally Posted by Melissa Trotter:
Hey! You can come here and BBQ!  

1.) He must always remember that I am goddess.

2.) He MUST be ticklish....

3.) Role play is FUN.  

4.) My weird collections must be enjoyed! ....or at least tollerated.

Lol, ok, but, yanno, vicious kicking a deep toothed biting aren't ticklish, satisfying, maybe, but not ticklish

Originally Posted by Kath Smith Fairbanks:
1. They must love and adore me.  

2. See above.

3. See below.

4. They must love and adore me.

(Adjusts water cup),,,,

More to my list:

1) In the morning I have to pee, that's all that means! (at least until I've gone pee!)

2) My pillow stays with me while I sleep. If I wake up with a stiff neck and find it somehow supporting a part of you, then weird things might happen to all your lipsticks!

3) A certain portion of the freezer will always be used to store several ice packs. That's for nurturing my wounds after you've realized what I've done to all your lipsticks

1. Must worship the ground I walk on..

2. Do all the cooking and cleaning...  

3. Give me a credit card with unlimited balances.  

5.) Singing in the showers is healthy, everybody should do it.

6.) I am NOT hormonal,  it isn't the menopause, so shut the F#$O%&# up and admit I am right!

7.) Hug me and hold me ....anyway!

Originally Posted by Patricia Pearson Pacyna:
1. Must worship the ground I walk on..

2. Do all the cooking and cleaning...  

3. Give me a credit card with unlimited balances.  

Not too tall an order, lol

5. Must like to kiss and snuggle

5-b. ... with me only

10.) Must cuddle with me after watching horror flicks, and must NEVER try to scare me while watching said movies.

11.) Must like my twisted sense of humor..(or at least make me think you do)

12.) The tattoo on my butt is law.  

Originally Posted by Kath Smith Fairbanks:
5. Must like to kiss and snuggle

5-b. ... with me only

***Note to self: no cheating with the body hug pillow