| 03/17/2011 8:39 pm |
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 OFFLINE | "I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car." - some dude who hit a sad-faced old gentleman with his car. |
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| 03/17/2011 8:57 pm |
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OFFLINE | You know it's going to be a bad day when you wake up in the morning, poor the milk on your Rice Crispies and hear SNAP! CRACKLE! FU-UCK YOU! - George Carlin |
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| 03/17/2011 9:14 pm |
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OFFLINE |  Originally Posted by Andrew Townsend:
It was because of my father that from the ages of seven to fifteen, I thought that my name was Jesus Christ and my brother, Russell, thought that his name was Dammit. "Dammit, will you stop all that noise?" And, "Jesus Christ, sit down!" One day, I'm out playing in the rain, and my father yelled, "Dammit will you get back in here!" I said, "Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!" - Bill Cosby
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| 03/17/2011 9:31 pm |
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OFFLINE | It was three different way to say my name - Davey, Dave and David.
Davey, was safe and warm, comfortable and untroubled. Christmas was near by, birthdays...;
"Davey - where are you hiding Davey? Come on Davey...come to daddy, Santa has bought a lovey precent for you, Daveyiiiii." Totally safe.
Dave - was more grown up. More adult.
"Dave, you did a good job in the garden. I'm very proud of you, thanks a lot. Mother, your son Dave is good kid!"
David - totally different...
"DAAAAAVID! DAVID!! DAAAAAVID!!!!!!!!"
David would clear a constipation at 300 yards...
- Dave Allen - |
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| 06/13/2011 2:35 am |
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OFFLINE | Random sayings I've heard through the course of my 28 year old existence.
"Dickey poos"
"Hi, Hello, Goodbye idiot!"
"Cherpy cherpy **** nuts!"
"I'm so happy I can just **** right now!" |
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| 06/16/2011 11:02 pm |
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OFFLINE | "Did I kill anyone?"
- Charles Manson
"All propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself to the comprehension of the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach."
- Adolf Hitler |
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| 06/20/2011 8:55 pm |
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OFFLINE | "I don't do drugs. I am drugs." - Salvador Dali |
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| 06/24/2011 7:32 am |
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OFFLINE | "Man I got some superdust. Here I was a huffin, uh, lighter... uh, airplane glue in a sandwich bag. Just all I care to get it on into my lungs and gettin' high. Then I take me a hit of that gas, right after I take a hit. Man you talk about a warped mind I got one, and lighter fluid... I sniff it by the cans. I mean, I am Superman" - Jesco White |
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| 07/16/2011 7:24 pm |
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OFFLINE | "**** Trey and his frilly shirts" - Mary on Morbid Angel |
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| 07/24/2011 4:39 am |
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OFFLINE | "My mother's not mainstream. Black metal is mainstream compared to my mother and my mother ist Krieg."
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