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A TV  INTERVIEW WHICH WAS NEVER AIRED IN  IRELAND  ....

You  know there are so many TV channels, each starved of new  programs.
In  a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter  seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for  an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the  matter....

The interview was as  follows:

The  lady reporter: "I  am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad  Cow Disease.. Can you offer any reason for this  disease?"

The  farmer stared at the reporter and  said: ...............
"Do  you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a  year?"

Reporter (obviously embarrassed): "Well,  sir, that's a new piece of information but what's the relation  between this phenomenon and Mad Cow  disease?"

Farmer: "And,  madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a  day?"

Reporter: "Sir,  this is really valuable information, but what about getting to  the point?"

Farmer: "I  am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing  with your **** twice a day.... and only screwing you once a  year, wouldn't you get mad?"

The program was never  aired..

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