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I am the Metall Jesus. My name's actually Mike, but so is my ex-step father, my uncle, my father, and my half-brother. And then there are other Mikes wherever I go.

Hence I go by nicknames most of the time and the one that has stuck has been Metall Jesus. I'm equal parts heathen, metalhead, and long brown haired Caucasian like most American Jesus portrayals.


I play guitar. Drink mead out of a horn. Like Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones, and all other types of epics and fantasy and particularly dig folk metal. Check me out at last.fm.


Yarr!