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...and quotes from TV-series...

"Whenever miss kissel breaks wind we beat the dog...."

"10" (Dudley Moore)  

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Fawlty Towers



B: Look! You know the horse?
M: Nitwit or Dragonfly???
B: Dragonfly - it isn't a horse called Nitwi...YOU are the Nitwit
M: What is Witnit?
B: It doesn't matter...it does...look...oh, I can spend the rest of my life having this conversation...please, please try to UNDERSTAND before one of us DIES!

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Del: "You play with your balls a lot!"
Neil: "I do not play with my balls."
Del:  "Are you kidding?? Larry Bird doesn't do as much BALL-HANDLING in one night as you do in an hour!!"
Neil: "Are you trying to start a fight!!??"
Del: "No I'm simply stating the facts that you figit with your nuts a lot..."
Neil: "Do you know what makes me happy?"
Del: "A couple of balls and an extra set of fingers haha...?"

I love this movie!! John Candy - R.I.P. you funny bastard!!

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High classic film sequence with a brilliant Järegård from Lars von Triers serie "Riget." He is standing on the roof to the Danish Hospital "Riget", there he works and looks over the inlet between Sweden and Denmark, where he can see Sweden in the distance...

Swedish;

"Tack! Ni svenska vakttorn...med plutonium tvingar vi dansken på knä"
HÄR...Danmark - utskitet av kalk och vatten
...och DÄR... Sverige, hugget ur granit...danskjävlar...
DANSKJÄVLAR!"

English;

"Thanks! You Swedish watchtowers..with plutonium, we would force the Dane on his knees"
HERE...Denmark - **** out of calcium oxide and water
... and THERE ... Sweden, HEWN from granite....you Danish bastards...
You DANISH BASTARDS! "

Haha!!Brilliant!!

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Neil; And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of **** nowhere with **** keys to a **** car that isn't **** there. And I really didn't care to **** walk, down a **** highway, and across a **** runway to get back here to have you smile in my **** face. I want a **** car RIGHT **** NOW!

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Hangover Part II

Alan: "My uncle once saw an albino polar bear."
Stu: "Oh really? Polar bears are white, how would he know it's an albino?"
Alan: "This one was black."

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Bernadette:  Now listen here, you mullet. Why don't you just light your tampon, and blow your box apart? Because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get, sweetheart!

- The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert -

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It's between these two.