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I'm looking for someone with dungeon master skills to live under my house.  I'm not referring to the game, I need someone who really enjoys dark, underground lairs.  Must be adept with the care and maintenance of whips, chains, and fire breathing animals.  If you feel you fit this criteria, please let me know.  

One more thing, must be comfortable in dark spaces for extended periods of time.

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Sorry that's not me, but I hear Rihanna needs a roommate