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"Check out granny smith!"





"Wassssabiiiii!"

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"Dont you laugh Gene Simmons, you're nothing to look at! I mean how did you come up with that hairsyle, genius????? Did you catch planet the apes on cabel and go...";mmmm...now theres a look"

Haha!

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It's not really a comedy forum until Christy shows up.  *waits*

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What about me?

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"Oh sne's not...is SHE??"

"Oh no...you can't do that with a ping pong ball..."

"Wanna' bet...?"

Haha!

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"I just wish someone would just reach out and do something....I'm running out of breaööööth..."




"...and the PLANET IS DYING! I can't get a pulse..."

‎"Listen up ppl....I am HERE and I want to HELP...this is our planet! Can I get a HURRAAAA! What am I invisible?????"

"...when these cows break wind, not only is it stinky...but it's cutting a hole in the ozon! Think of these hot dogs, as on...e cubic foot of cowgas - bon appétit..."

"Don't touch me - i'm a vegetarian!" Haha!

He is the funniest bloke on earth - that's for sure!

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By the depths of hades WHAT IS THAT SMELL!?

You so crazy you couldah just called...(this comment crack me up all the time...)

You can have me now and just have the hamburger but if you wait you can have a qouarter pounder with cheeze

Hey where you going? Don't be ashamed just cause you a white boy I mean I don't mind havin a little cream in my coffee And if you act right I'll do you like the bean You know what I do, grind it up Hey, grind it!

Brilliant!

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I couldn't stop laughting first time I saw this clip his morning - it's hilarious!



"Nigthtiiiime, Daytime, Night tiiiiime, Daytime..."

"ALAN, ALAN, ALAN"

Siiiiiiiiiid...

What??

"It's yours consciousness Siiiiiiiiid...you've been very naughty..."

"I ain't..."

"Leaving bananaskins on the floor so people slips on them..."

Oh...it's no such Alan...Steve perhaps...Steve...

STEVE, STEVE...

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"Chances of ever being promoted to Bishop...but the same as the chances of Jordan winning the United Kingdom Country wide search for Miss Tiny ****. (Jordan is a famous british Big Boob Lady in Britain). !

Dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear Jesus - you know the thing you did changing the water in to wine...if you can do the opposite for me now...with those three bottle I just swallowed...that would be very helpful...otherwise I fear... I may...fall over...

Milk milk...lemonade...

...and you...dont you think anyone noticed that you're bold...everyone is looking at you and thinking...My Godness...why is tha man got a massive EGG...for a head...!? CRACK ON!"

He was a very, very nice guy...apparently... there are two importand things to remember about him. ONE... he loved all of us...and he got nice...fluffy...beard...

Haha!

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Hard Rocker Tommy Bolin's guilty pleasure...



Hallå där...haru' nån' platta me...Kenny Rååågers...? (Hello there...do you have any album with Kenny Rågers) Ah, den blir bra...(Ah, this will be fine...)

Åh farsan då...han fyller år snart...mm(...and dad...it's his b-day soon...mm)

Näääää....fan va' BALL han e' asså'...(Näääää, damn he's cool...)

Fy FAN va' bra han e' *sniff*...(Damn he's good *sniff*) Han e' fö' mycke' den där Kenny Rågers...asså...(He is just to much, that Kenny Rogers...) Fy FAN VA BRA' han E'...

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Dougal; OH Ted! Can I open another window on the Adventcalender first?
Ted; Alright then but remember you're just allowed to open todays window!
Dougal; Ah a SHEPARD! GRAT! Fantastic stuff! Oh God Ted, can I open the other two?
Ted; No Dougal...
Dougal; Oh God Ted, I can't wait to find out what's behind tomorrow ones - I...I...bet it's a....donkey or...something!!
Ted; Alright so you have changed from your initial predicition...what was it again? Ruud Gullit sitting on a shed...was it? God Almighty Dougal...where do you get this things? You know what...I say it's probably just a lovely angel. What would you say it's behind tomorrows window, Father Jack?
Father Jack; A PAIR OF FECKEN WOMANS KNICKERS!!

Haha!