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I keep getting poked and can do nothing in retalliation but poke back. I was wondering if there was an app that would give me some retalliatory options. For instance, Jo pokes me and I can either A. poke back B. slap back or C. kick Jo in the balls or whatever Jo happens to have down there. But what I think would be even cooler is if the options got progressively more diabolical (in good fun).
Which is where the Poke "War" comes into play. Call me crazy but this idea sounds fun and funny to me. Any ideas net nation???

-"Crazy"